look at these ridiculous fucking kirbys i want one

(via thefrogman)

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

Couldn’t find the link in the notes, so I looked for it and found it here. Fewer comments than expected, but one of them can make some beautiful found poetry:

Is it right, when the pasta tastes too lemony

i probably did something wrong so it was uneatable

no one in my family could eat it

to sour, so intence

(via hellotailor)

rabbleprochoice:

Remember that time Hobby Lobby claimed it was against their religious beliefs to provide their employees with contraceptive coverage while simultaneously investing in companies that produce abortion-inducing medications?

FUN TIMES AMIRITE.

Remember when their religious beliefs were so strong that they didn’t bother checking whether their health plan covered anything they disagreed with until the evil government tried to tell them what to do? And how it was only then that they discovered they had been covering these contraceptives?

asker

niaollhoran asked: dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast

dennys:

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!

Constantly amazed that Denny’s does tumblr better than any other company or public figure.

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying intellectual property law.""What interests you about that?""I want to allow artists to use technology to distribute their work while still controlling their rights. I want to protect them from big corporations who co-opt their work and who use high powered legal teams to win lawsuits based on technicalities. And it pays well."

"I want to protect them from big corporations"
"it pays well."
This girl is in for a rude awakening.

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying intellectual property law."
"What interests you about that?"
"I want to allow artists to use technology to distribute their work while still controlling their rights. I want to protect them from big corporations who co-opt their work and who use high powered legal teams to win lawsuits based on technicalities. And it pays well."

"I want to protect them from big corporations"

"it pays well."

This girl is in for a rude awakening.

Look, you’re a feminist who, in this particular case, made the non-feminist choice. That’s all. I assume it was the right choice for you, or you wouldn’t have done it, and that’s fine! But feminism is not, in fact, all about choosing your choice. It is mostly about recognizing when things are fucked up for women at the societal level, and talking about that, and trying to change it. So sometimes, even when a decision is right for you, you still need to recognize that you made that decision within a social context that overwhelmingly supports your choice, and punishes women who make a different one. Why I Lose My Mind Every Time We Have the Name Conversation | Kate Harding (via brute-reason)

(via stfu-moffat)

Heirarchy of Television

  1. Shows with musical episodes
  2. Shows that you’re kinda surprised don’t have musical episodes (yet)
  3. Shows that could have musical episodes
  4. Shows that could have musical episodes but it would be kind of weird
  5. Shows that would actively be made worse if they had musical episodes because it would ruin the dramatic tension or whatever

laughingsquid:

Compilation Video of the Best Local News Bloopers from 2013

Okay, but look at how the female reporters react to people fucking with them versus the male reporters. The male reporters will move away or in some cases physically shove people away when they get too close. The female reporters are either ignoring them or responding politely even when the ones assaulting them are animals (not that I advocate shoving baboons, that will end badly).

If you want to see how women and men are socialized differently, this is it, right here.

schizometrics:

tswift beheading john mayer (caravaggio, 1916)

"you should’ve known"

schizometrics:

tswift beheading john mayer (caravaggio, 1916)

"you should’ve known"