Charles: I saw a guy on BART this morning with an eye patch and that got me thinking. Eyepatches are cool, right? So if you had to wear an eyepatch, how would you want to lose the eye?
Me: Easy. Trade it to a billionaire with eye cancer for beaucoup bucks.
Charles: Wow. That’s lame.
Charles: I think a knife fight in a hidden city.
Me: You won’t think it’s so lame when I use my eye money to buy a hover car.

How would you want to lose the eye?