Lauren: and what’s up with [Michael Shanks] being in movies about crazy animals?
Carrie: He’s only got the two
Lauren: that’s two more than most people
Lauren: next he’ll be in STAMPEDE, about a herd of genetically altered cows
Carrie: He’s been afraid of cows since his father was trampled to death in front of him!
Lauren: and he grew up on a farm, so he’s got a thick cowboy accent, and wears chaps
Lauren: even though he’s a real estate agent
Carrie: Now he must team up with a beautiful cow-ologist to survive
Lauren: and face his ultimate fear: STAMPEDE
Carrie: Also starring Kazakhstan as West Texas
Lauren: after the success of STAMPEDE, he’ll be in a movie called Nuts about squirrels working for the mob
Carrie: Then Peanut, about genetically altered peanuts that EVERYONE is allergic to.
Carrie: He has to team up with a beautiful epi-pen manufacturer
Lauren: Just combine the two, where the squirrels are working for the mob to distribute the genetically altered peanuts
Lauren: because who else would be able to get them spread throughout the entirety of new york city if everyone is allergic to them?
Carrie: That makes sense
Carrie: Michael Shanks has avoided peanuts ever since he watched his father choke to death on one.
Lauren: how about his father was just allergic to peanuts and he mistakenly gave his dad a peanut m&m (product placement! we can get sponsored!)
Lauren: he’ll be a doctor who has worked tirelessly his entire life to combat peanut allergies, even going so far as testing experimental drugs on himself – which is why he’s not dead
Carrie: Also starring Minsk as New York City
Those nerds who think Wikipedia should be Serious Business have taken down one of the greatest articles of all time, the List of Problems Solved by MacGyver. They have also taken down the Fictional Eggs category. I discovered this because I was going to make a list of the greatest things on Wikipedia, but I can’t, because they aren’t there anymore.
I know this argument has been done to death, but why have the people in favor of limiting Wikipedia won? Yes, one of the advantages of Wikipedia is that it can be updated more quickly than an ordinary encyclopedia, but why should that be the only advantage? Seeing as how it is on the internet, there is very little additional cost for additional information; why is notability even an issue? You can argue that too many stubs makes it harder to find information, but I can argue that stubs are more likely to become articles if they actually exist.* And if you want information to be easier to find, don’t categories help? Why delete categories just because there aren’t very many entries? Or because you don’t consider them to be important?
Get over yourselves, Wikipedia editors, is what I’m saying.
At least the List of Space Pirates is still up.
*citation needed, but come on, which is easier, adding a new topic or updating one?
Is what you would assume Senegal is, based on my photos. It is Lauren’s fault, she wouldn’t let me take pictures of goats.
Lauren: anaconda 4: serpentmageddon?
Carrie: Anaconda 4: Still in Eastern Europe, No Really.
Lauren: the third was in eastern europe?
Carrie: yep
Lauren: anaconda 4: mcmurdo station
Carrie: Anaconda 5: On The Moon
Lauren: anaconda 6: invasion, where the anacondas interbreed with aliens and try to take over the earth
Carrie: Anaconda 7: Touched By An Anaconda, where God sends down a killer snake to teach the world to love
Lauren: anaconda 8: stone of cold fire
Lauren: where a meteor comes to earth, infested with space anacondas, and wipes out most of human life, the survivors have to compete with anacondas to survive
Carrie: Anaconda 9: Havana Nights
Carrie: A snake and a girl defy social taboos to win a dance contest
Lauren: that’s after humanity has rebuilt itself, and anacondas and humans live in peace, of course
Lauren: anaconda 10: the musical
Carrie: Starring Beyonce
Lauren: and miley cyrus
Lauren: anaconda 11: look who’s talking now
Lauren: I think I could do this all day
I was so tired of museums full of Roman artifacts by the end of my Eurotrip last year, you have no idea.
I love this creepy vase, though. Romans, why were you constructing props for SciFi Channel original movies 2000 years ago?
