Not being Texan, I’m not sure if these came out right. It does say they should be thick and chewy… but mine are really thick and chewy. Possibly they weren’t rolled flat enough. Possibly this is because I don’t have a rolling pin, or even a bottle of wine, and was using the flour jar, which is large and bulky. They taste okay, though!

Please note I cooked something with more than three ingredients, but just barely.

Week 4 Book: New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

I’m reading these books for cultural awareness. They are dreadful. Anyone thinking I am a secret Twihard, keep in mind that I am never ashamed to admit that I like terrible things. For example: I like Chasing Liberty, the Mandy Moore remake of Roman Holiday. I liked She’s the Man, the Amanda Bynes modernization of Twelfth Night. I like the music of Kelly Clarkson. I genuinely and unironically enjoy these things. The best I can say for the Twilight books, on the other hand, is that they are sometimes amusingly bad.

I will blog to keep myself honest.

Week 1 Recipe: Fennel Soup

3 fennel bulbs
2 small onions
2 small tart apples

Chop everything, including the fennel greens. Saute until tender. Add 4 C broth. Cook together. Blend.

This recipe was posted by a big pile of fennel at the Saturday Berkeley farmers market, and I thought, what the heck. I’ve been trying to east seasonally and this seemed like a good opportunity. It was pretty good! I ate it for dinner for a week with bread and cheese. Okay, and a couple times with tortilla chips. They were my Christmas tortilla chips, I had to eat them sometime. And, I discovered that chopping fennel after chopping onions gets rid of the onion smell on your hands!

Week 2 Recipe: Lentil Soup
Recipe here

I’ve already made this twice. I love that it’s vegetarian, I love that it’s healthy, I love that it’s cheap, I love that it’s reasonably tasty without the yogurt and totally delicious with the yogurt. Basically, I’m going to have this for lunch every day until spring. Yes, I know that goes against the purpose of the new recipe each week, but I still have dinners to be creative with. Besides, I hate being hungry at work and this fills me up.

Week 3 Recipe: Tomato sauce with onion and butter
Recipe here

I don’t usually eat pasta sauce, so this was a real experiment. I ended up liking it! It’s very buttery, and I had to cook it 20 minutes longer than the recipe called for (maybe I had extra-wet tomatoes?) but it ended up all right.

This is also the first time the resolution paid off. I didn’t really want to cook tonight (which is to say: I wanted to eat Kraft Dinner tonight), but it’s the last day of the third week, so I opened up my Julie & Julia Netflix and got to it.

Next week I’d like to cook something with more than three ingredients, because this is silly.

Week 1 Book: Snow White and Rose Red by Patricia C. Wrede

I re-read all my Patricia C. Wrede books between Christmas and New Year’s, but I had never gotten more than a few pages into this one, probably because it is written like, “Prithee, wouldst thou gather herbs in yonder wood?”, which is… pretty awful. Which is too bad because it was otherwise pretty good.

Week 2 Book: The Magic City by E. Nesbit

Another unread book from my shelf, this one purchased over the summer in Ottawa. Nesbit has an outstanding ability to capture the inherent joy and tragedy of childhood without being melodramatic about it like I was when I described it as “the inherent joy and tragedy of childhood,” and this is a good example of it.

I was three days late reading this, but I hadn’t made the resolution yet, so it doesn’t count.

Week 3 Book: Little Brother by Cory Doctorow

This book deserves most of the praise it’s gotten, and I can see how it would be excellent for getting high school kids excited about a book, and more importantly, about discussing a book and the (good, important!) issues it raises, but man: there is no way Berkeley would become a police state. Seriously, the city council would pass a resolution banning the Department of Homeland Security within days if they tried to pull that. And Code Pink would form a militia. An annoying militia that would turn the rest of America against us.

Uh oh.

1. Learn to surf
2. Write a book, for real this time
3. Make cheese
4. Win a game of chess, against a human
5. Live on a farm
6. Learn an instrument
7. Create something totally awesome with Lauren
8. Host a dinner party
9. Visit 50 countries

1. Canada
2. England
3. France
4. Japan
5. Senegal
6. The Gambia
7. Germany
8. The Netherlands
9. Belgium
10. Luxembourg

10. Visit all 50 states
11. Visit all 13 provinces and territories
12. Visit Angkor Wat
13. Visit the Galapagos
14. Get my viking on at L’Anse aux Meadows
15. See the towns where my ancestors lived

• Elmshorn, Germany (2008)
• Bergen, Norway
• County Cork, Ireland
• Berkeley Plantation, Virginia

16. Take a road trip to find America
17. Hike all of a National Scenic Trail
18. Take a trip without planning it out beforehand
19. Raft down the Grand Canyon (2005, 2008)
20. Vacation somewhere that’s only accessible by boat
21. See a Shakespeare play at the Globe reconstruction (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 2008)
22. See fireflies in real life
23. See lava flows in Hawaii
24. Climb Half Dome. On the trail, not the face.
25. Tour some place by bicycle
26. Hike in Yellowstone
27. Thoreau it up for a while
28. Have Afternoon Tea at the Palace Hotel
29. Take a wine tasting class
30. Buy a painting
31. Learn to mix drinks
32. Learn to drive stick
33. Learn to knit
34. Get and maintain a plot in a community garden
35. Speak in front of 100+ people
36. Attend a ball
37. Create public art
38. Introduce a kid to my favorite books
39. Own property
40. Own chickens
41. Own bees
42. Take my dad camping again
43. Learn to recognize the common plants and birds of Northern California
44. Get a tattoo
45. Take an active role in a political campaign
46. Cook something from Mastering the Art of French Cooking, with no shortcuts
47. Cook a goose
48. Learn how to maintain my bike
49. Paint a room
50. High-five strangers (Tokyo, 2005)
51. Pick a lock
52. Eat at the restaurant with the phone number 892-2566 with Lauren
53. Eat guinea pig
54. Visit Machu Picchu
55. Climb one of the Seven Summits
56-100 reserved for future plans.

(the last time I wore mine, someone argued that Klondike Bars are probably not kosher. This might affect Jesus’s decision)

I know this argument has been done to death, but why have the people in favor of limiting Wikipedia won? Yes, one of the advantages of Wikipedia is that it can be updated more quickly than an ordinary encyclopedia, but why should that be the only advantage? Seeing as how it is on the internet, there is very little additional cost for additional information; why is notability even an issue? You can argue that too many stubs makes it harder to find information, but I can argue that stubs are more likely to become articles if they actually exist.* And if you want information to be easier to find, don’t categories help? Why delete categories just because there aren’t very many entries? Or because you don’t consider them to be important?

Get over yourselves, Wikipedia editors, is what I’m saying.

At least the List of Space Pirates is still up.

*citation needed, but come on, which is easier, adding a new topic or updating one?

Hey, 2008, what’s up!

January: Went to San Antonio for work. My application for Canadian permanent residency was moved from Buffalo to LA.
February: Went to Boston for work, had an extra day and a half for sightseeing.
March: Nothing happened, I guess.
April: Went to Columbus, OH for work. Launched Expelled Exposed. Got totally bummed out by all the negative vibes. Escaped to London! Stayed with Bonnie-san, my Australian roommate from Japan.
May: Eurotrip, continued: I did Cologne, Hamburg, Amsterdam and Luxembourg solo, then stayed with Bryony in Brussels. The day after I got back, I went to Disneyland with Lauren and Kush.
June: My theme park brings all the Canadians to the yard: Elizabeth and Peter visited, and we also went to Disneyland.
July: Turned 25. Sooooooo oooooooooold. Was involved in a coup the revitalization of the Bay Area Skeptics.
August: Rafted down the Grand Canyon. Finished my book! Also went to LA to see Mike Einziger from Incubus’s symphonic debut. For work!
September: Flew to LA for a 15-minute interview at the Canadian consulate. Was approved, pending the medical exam.
October: Went to Houston and Memphis and launched the new NCSE website for work. Spent a lot of time playing Harvest Moon for Wii. Dressed as a mushroom for Halloween.
November: How about that election, eh?
December: Finally got my Passport Request. Next stop: Canada!

Today’s experiment………………………………….failed

via this recipe